The Offical Shidduch Resume (FOR GIRLS)

    Mishnichnas Adar, Marbim B’Simcha

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    Name:_______________ Nick name:________________

    Age:________________ Screen name:________________

    DOB:_______________ Sign:__________________

    Place of Birth:

    City:________________ State:______________ Country:__________

    Hospital:_______________ Doctor:_______________ Midwife:_______________


    With heels on:_______________

    Without heels on:________________


    Before sister’s wedding:______________

    After sister’s sheva brachos:_______________

    Color Eyes:

    With contact lenses:____________ Without contact lenses:_________

    Religious Affiliation:
    A. Jewish:
    ( ) FFB (Frum From Birth)
    ( ) BT
    ( ) OT
    ( ) Out of towner
    ( ) Regular orthodox
    ( ) Modern orthodox

    B. Education: Please star * anything that was co-ed

    a) Playgroup:_____________


    c) Elementary School:______________

    d) High School:_____________

    e) If you did not attend a Bais Ya’akov High School, please write a 500 word essay why. (You may attach additional paper to the back of this


    f) Day Camp:_____________

    g) Sleep-away Camp:_______________

    h) Seminary:_______________

    *Why davka this one__________________________________________________.

    *Was this your first choice? Were you rejected from any seminaries and if yes, please



    1) So, who really is the prettiest girl in Bais Ya’akov Monsey?_________________.

    2) Are you really a hocker??

    Check if you have any of these:
    ___ # of cellphone(s)
    ___ # beeper(s)
    ___ # of blowdrier(s)
    ___ Type of car(s)
    ___ VCR/DVD
    ___ TV
    ___ computer with email
    ___ computer with internet
    ___ computer with Koshernet

    3) Did you ever have a crush on a boy in Miami Boy’s Choir?

    No____ Yes_____ (If yes, please specify # and which ones) ____________________________________


    4) What midda really defines your character? _____________________.

    5) What do you do to relax?

    A. Eat
    B. Get you nails/hair done
    C. Go shopping
    D. Talk on the phone
    E. Say Tehillim
    F. Design your wedding gown

    6) How much food do you need to be satisfied?

    A. One slice of pizza, french fries or onion rings and a diet coke
    B. Half a burger or hotdog
    C. Salad, salad, and more salad
    D. 3 Chalav Yisrael Hershey Kisses
    E. Satisified? Never, I’m on a diet!

    7) What are your eyebrows like?

    A. I wax once a month
    B. So thick I have to tweeze every-other night
    C. Very sparse, I need to color them in
    D. Non-existent is in, didn’t you see the latest cover of Seventeen?
    8) During the Oscar’s, you are:
    A. Doing chesed to counter-act the tumah
    B. Watching for tips
    C. Watching ER
    D. The Oscar’s, what’s that?

    9) Are your suits:

    A. Long jacket, long skirt
    B. Long jacket, short skirt
    C. Short jacket, long skirt
    D. Short jacket, short skirt (and how short?)
    E. Suits, me? I go casual; denim skirt, Gap sweatshirt

    10) How often do you buy a new Shabbos robe?

    A. Once a year
    B. Every time I see one I like
    C. Whenever they go on sale
    D. Twice in a life time (Bas-Mitzva and wedding IY”H)

    11) How many outfits do you go through on Shabbos?

    A. 1-3
    B. 3-5
    C. I don’t get dressed

    12) How much time do you spend doing your hair before a date?

    A. I don’t, a ponytail is good enough for me
    B. 10 minutes
    C. 20-40 minutes
    D. 60+ minutes
    13) What do you use to do your hair?
    A. Brush only
    B. Blowdrier
    C. Straightner/Curler
    D. Gel/Mouse
    E. All of the above
    14) What brand of make-up do you use?
    A. My mother doesn’t let me wear make-up
    B. Whatever is on sale at Target
    C. Mary Kay
    D. Clinique/Lancome/Estee Lauder/MAC

    15) What would you buy with a $100 gift certificate to Macy’s?
    A. New make-up
    B. Third pair of Shabbos shoes
    D. Macy’s chas veshalom! I only shop at Brenda’s!
    E. The skirt I saw Miriam wear last week


    16) What kind of table cloth does you family use?
    A. Disposable
    B. Pink with lace
    C. Classic white

    17) What does your family serve for Oneg Shabbos?
    A. What Oneg Shabbos? We’re all on diets!
    B. Only Pashkes and Liebers
    C. For those over 16- diet coke, 15 and under- fruit punch
    D. Dried fruit
    E. Nosh is only for those who clear the table

    18) What’s your retail value on the market? $$$__________

    19) What time do you daven Shacharis Sunday morning?

    A. Neitz, I’m usually up anyways
    B. I set my alarm for an hour before zman kriyas shema
    C. My mother wakes me 5 minutes before chatzot
    D. Shacharis Sunday morning?!

    20) What is your monthly phone bill usually like? ______________

    21) What’s your favorite page in a yearbook?
    A. Baby pictures, they’re just sooo cute!
    B. Divrei Torah
    C. Class pictures
    D. Jokes and memories
    E. Family pictures of girls with older brothers

    22) When you see those chocolates on the coffee table, do you:

    A. Begin drooling, but remember your bathing suit is only a size 4
    B. Count calories
    C. I will not succumb to this great taiva

    23) What do you do if your date opens the car door for you?

    A. Look down, I’m makpid on shmiras einayim (no eye contact)
    B. Run back into my house and call the shadchan
    C. I say thank you, and get in
    D. Blush and get in silently

    24) What’s your favorite dating spot?
    A. Lounge
    B. Lounge
    C. Lounge
    D. Other??? Couldn’t come up with any!

    25) If your older brother has a friend over for lunch, you:

    A. Look down the whole meal
    B. Blush when he asks you to pass the cholent
    C. Talk about politics
    D. Have an animated conversation until your father asks you to clear the table
    E. Eat at your friend’s

    26) What’s the most embarrassing thing that happened to you on a date?

    A. My mascara shmeared
    B. My hair frizzed in the rain
    C. He forgot my name
    D. Too many quiet moments
    E. When I sat down, my skirt went above my knees
    F. Met too many of our ex-dates in the lounge
    27) Why do you feel you are ready for marriage?
    A. My parents are forcing me
    B. I want a baby
    C. I just came back from sem, a true kalah maidel
    D. I can whip up a whole Shabbos in 3 hours
    E. All my friends are

    28) What does it take for a boy to get on your list:

    A. One phone call, I’m 20, an alta kakah
    B. 4 phone calls from prominent rabbanim
    C. Money makes things move pretty quickly
    D. He has to be my mother’s cousin’s sister’s mother-in-law’s best friend’s son
    E. If he attends the Mir
    F. A blue eyed stud who knows how to dress

    29) What do you feel is your supreme sacrifice for Torah?

    A. Living on a kollel salary
    B. Letting your husband learn half a day
    C. Eating out only once a week
    D. Driving a Camry (not a Mercedes or Rolls)
    E. Doing my nails myself

    30) Why do you think you should be chosen above everyone else?

    A. I throw really cool parties
    B. I wear a size 4
    C. I have great yichus
    D. I can talk on the phone while mopping the floor and holding the screaming baby
    E. I have a great personality, real modest
    F. My grandparents left me a huge trust fund

    31) What kind of engagement ring are you looking for:

    A. A plain band
    B. A nice 1 carat diamond
    C. A big diamond surrounded by emeralds
    D. I’ll take what I can get
    E. Anything from Tiffany’s or Cartier

    I, _____________________ promise that everything I have answered above is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Please help me Hashem.

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